Valspar's Lazy Amenities

This spell offers a collection of minor magical tricks to make life on the road more comfortable. You create the following magical effects:

• Flyswatter – instantly shoots 2d20 miniature magic missiles the size of a mosquito, tick or house fly. It has no effect on larger insects.
• Insect repellant – your skin gets protected for the next two hours, so you cannot get stung by biting pests (mosquitos, ticks, or other blood-sucking insects).
• Instant Grooming – a magic razorblade, soap and water appear and, over the next 5 minutes, shaves a body part of your choosing. You can chose between a clean shave or specific patterns.
• Instant Hairdresser – a magic comb, brush and scissors appear – you can use this to cut your hair and get a hairstyle of your choice. It cannot make your hair longer, though. It can also change the color of your hair.
• Pageturner – you temporarily enchant a book to turn pages automatically after finishing the current page, without any wear and tear on the book (e.g. for especially fragile books).
• Umbrella – a circular sheet of transparent deflective magic with a 3 ft. diameter appears and stays centered above your head. It will keep rain, leaves, and comparable effects from dropping on your body. It does not protect from projectiles, though.
• Thermostat – you can make the temperature immediately around your body to shift up or down by 10° Celsius, to feel more comfortable.

If you cast this spell multiple times, you can have up to three of its effects active at a time, and you can dismiss such an effect as an action.