Level
Cantrip
Casting Time
Action
Range/Area
9,999 ft.
Components
V, S
Duration
Until Dispelled
School
Necromancy
Attack/Save
None
Damage/Effect
the caster inrolls you in a cars extended warenty then asks if you want to upgrade to the premium plan
sends 5 car dealers to your location (these dealers are immortal)
deals 5d12 psychic damage whenever they hear the words "were here to talk about your cars extended warenty"
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Posted Dec 26, 2025were here to talk about your cars extended warenty