Vicious Sockery

You summon a magical talking sock that tells horrible dad jokes that appears to your right side. At the end of every round you have to come up with a dad joke that the DM deems "Groan Worthy". If not, you take 4 psychic damage. If you do, then all creatures, players, and people, besides yourself, wi5h an intelligence score of 10 or more must succeed on a DC 12 intelligence saving throw, if they do, they take half of the damage rolled, if they don't, they take full damage rolled. The damage rolled is 4d6 + 2 psychic damage.