Toevahkiin's Toe Pain

"While trying to cast a different Spell, you hit your big toe agaisnt the side of a piece of furniture- Your pain and rage build up, as magical energies pool inside of you, turning those feelings into a powerful shout. You then release this magical energy and feelings of frustration in the form of a thunderous war cry, sending all those unfortunate enough to be in its path flying back."

After attempting and failing to cast a Leveled Attack Spell against a target within 30ft with your main Action, you can cause this comical Cantrip to take effect. By spending your Reaction, you deal 1d8 plus your Spellcasting Modifier Thunder Damage to all creatures in a 20ft Cone originating from you. Any creature within the range of the Cone must roll a Dexterity Saving Throw equal to your Spell Save DC, taking full damage and being sent flying back 20ft prone on a failed save, or take half as much and only being moved 5ft on a successful one. When you cast this spell, you lose 15ft of Running Speed and have Disadvantage on Wisdom and Charisma Saving Throws (as you did hit your toe after all). This spell can't be cast while Deafened.

This spell's damage increases by 1d8 when you reach 5th level (2d8), 9th level (3d8), 13th level (4d8), and 17th level (5d8). After 5th level, Intimidation Checks against any target that was within the 120ft of you during the spell's casting will have Advantage. This means that any attempt to intimidate someone (except you) that was near you during the casting will be rolled with advantage.

You can only cast this if you used your action to cast a spell of 1st to 9th Level, but it either didn't hit or failed to be successfuly cast for some other reason. When you cast this spell, you shout "FUS RO DAH" in a deep manly voice, regardless of what your natural voice sounds like, and can be heard up to 120ft away. After being cast, you and all those within 60ft of you can faintly hear an aria singing the "Song of The Dragonborn". If no piece of furniture or other object is within 5ft of you for you to have hit your toe on, then an object no larger than a 5ft Cube will appear right in front of your feet. What the object is will be up to your DM.

If the caster's name is a reference to Todd Howard, and they are a Wild Magic Sorcerer, then the item can be used as a spell component for intentionally causing Wild Magic Surges by reciting "It just works" while attempting a glitch commonly found in a certain game of many platforms.