🐝...ing Bee

You create a spotlight on a creature (a sentient one with 8 Intelligence or higher) within 60 ft. of you that you can see, the spotlight's radius being the same radius as the creature and presumably being shone down from the heavens...? The creature must then spell a 5 letter word of your choice (such as gnash), all eyes falling upon them. On a success, they feel a great sense of accomplishment and validation, removing the Frightened and/or Petrified condition from them (if they have one) and giving them immunity for 3 rounds (Petrified creatures can still answer this spell). On a failure, they become a failure, realizing they were NOTHING but a shallow husk of a life that should've been sacrificed to the ozone layer. They subtract 1d4 from the next 2 rolls they make (ANY type of roll). Additionally, they can make a rousing speech or bold political statement for up to 1 minute before, freezing all combat while doing so, doubling the amount of rounds they have condition immunity on a success or increasing the amount of rolls subtracted to 4 (they basically double the effects). Effects that would normally negate saving throws (such as Legendary Resistance) make the user learn 20% of the word's letters.

For Rangers, this spell is reflavored to sending a large (cosmetic) bee at the target that explodes into a burst of light on contact (harmless).

For every spell slot above 3rd this spell was cast with, you can add 2 additional letters.

On 9th level, the target must spell either supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (your choice). On a failure, they become Petrified for 1 hour (3 rounds in combat, no concentration). On a success, they feel such an overwhelming sense of divinity that they gain immunity to all damage types for 1 round but also do not make any actions that would directly harmfully affect a creature for 1 round.