Need a banana? Or just like them? Or are you a chaotic neutral druid with a mocking outlook on the world? Whatever the case, Vivian's Normal Banana™ Summoning is a very normal spell summoning Normal Banana™
The user can summon perfectly normal bananas to a limb (eg hand, foot, tail, claw, paw or mouth) with no limit. As an attack, no attack roll is needed, but:
When thrown: 1d4-2
When smacked: 1d2-1d4
When eaten (as offensive): 1d20 (coin flip/DM decides to see if it heals or hits)
This item summoned can be eaten, but does not count as any solid meal, and therefore cannot be summoned for use of rations, unless eaten with other foodstuff, although will half the amount of rations needed to be used. If in any way that changes the stomach contents (or equivalent) roll a percentage dice, if it lands a 70 or above, roll a d8 for each effect:
1 - you throw it up (causing another percentage roll)
2 - you start to sparkle slightly (1 hour)
3 - you start to sparkle brightly (2 hours)
4 - every mushroom you come across in the next week seems extremely appetising. Roll a wisdom check with a DC 15 to see if you eat it or not (DC becomes 22 for those that like mushrooms)
5 - the banana becomes a stick of dynamite that has no risk of blowing up, until the character dies (even if discarded), which then makes it blow up
6 - you have the effects of the spell Levitation (on self), Light (on self), immunity to radiant damage, resistance to cold, fire and acid damage and glowing eyes, colour of your choice. You also sparkle.
7 - everyone perceives you as a tree but yourself for 10 minutes
8 - you are a cat for the next 1 hour in table time. You cannot speak common, but anyone with the spell speak to animals, druids, nature spirits or other cats can speak to you and understand you, and the other way round.
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