Tormenting Script

This spell transfers the writing of a child or unprofessional adult, modifying written scripts to cause psychic damage to anyone unfortunate enough to lay their eyes on them. Choose one piece of parchment, scroll, or a book no longer than 100 pages in length, which contains any written language. You do not need to understand the language. Once cast, the spell modifies the writing into Comic Sans and remains in this state until triggered. 

Once a creature attempts to read the affected object, they must make an intelligence saving throw. On a failed saving throw, the creature is mentally tormented by the hideous script and takes 5d8 psychic damage. In addition, their eyes burn, causing them to take 1d6 fire damage and become blinded for 1 minute. A successful saving throw negates the fire damage and blindness condition, and they only take half of the total psychic damage.

A creature with only one eye takes half the fire damage on a failed save. A creature with more than two eyes takes an additional d6 fire damage per eye above two. A blinded creature is immune to the effects of this spell, and may not trigger it.