Talus's Cowlussion

You throw the cow poop used in the spell's casting to a point within range. An illusion cow appears where the poop landed. It lasts forever, or until dispelled by Dispel Magic, or the like.

The cow has an Immunity to all damage and condition types, and its immunities cannot be surpressed. Once every 1d4 minutes, it creates an absurdly loud moo sound. All creatures within 60ft of the cow when it moos must make a wisdom saving throw. On a fail, they take 1d8 thunder damage. All creatures between 60 and 120ft of the cow when it moos must make a wisdom saving throw. On a fail, they take 1d4 thunder damage. All creatures between 120 and 300ft of the cow when it moos must make a wisdom saving throw. On a fail, they take 1 thunder damage.