Corporate Ascent [mayonnaise on an escalator]

Level

4th

Casting Time

1 Action

Range/Area

60 ft.

Components

V, S, M *

Duration

Concentration 1 Minute

School

Conjuration

Attack/Save

STR Save

Damage/Effect

You conjure a 10-foot-wide, 30-foot-long illusory moving staircase on the ground that ascends at a 45-degree angle. Simultaneously, a massive, levitating 5-gallon jar of mayonnaise appears at the bottom of the stairs.

As a bonus action on each of your turns, you can cause the stairs to move, carrying the jar upward. While the jar is ascending, an eerie, disembodied low-quality audio track begins playing loudly in the minds of all creatures within 60 feet, singing: "Mayonnaise on an escalator, it's going upstairs so see ya later..."

the verbal is "Mayonnaise on an escalator, it's going upstairs so see ya later..." in a rhythmic, slightly low-quality voice.

the somatic is You must make a continuous upward rolling motion with your hands, mimicking the movement of an escalator.

Spell Effects:

Going Upstairs: Any creature that starts its turn on the stairs must succeed on a Strength saving throw or be moved 10 feet upward along the staircase.
See Ya Later: When the jar reaches the top of the stairs, it tips over and pours down. Every creature on or directly below the stairs must make a Dexterity saving throw. On a failure, they take 4d10 bludgeoning damage from the sheer weight of the condiment and are Blinded and Restrained in thick, viscous mayonnaise until the spell ends. A creature can use its action to make a Strength check against your spell save DC to break free.