As you gesticulate by grabbing your crotch with one hand (either hand works, must be empty-handed to start) and outstretch the other hand toward a target (empty-handed, with palm facing target) a ball of fire 18 inches in diameter with the temperature of a dragon's fiery breath, manifests itself in front of that extended hand and shoots toward the intended target with a range of 50 feet. This spell exhausts the spellcaster for one turn after its use. The spell can only be cast once per long rest. The intended target must make a Dexterity saving throw. A creature takes 3(deez)6 fire damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.
The fire ignites any flammable objects in its path on it travel toward the target.
At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 2nd level or higher, the damage increases by 1(deez)6 for each slot level above 1st.
In use above level 5, this spell then grows in power and becomes the legendary GREAT BALLZ of FIRE, and the spellcaster must use both empty hands to grab crotch, then immediately extend both hands in the manner of the infamous Hadoken maneuver (from the legendary Fighter known as Ryu from the long-lost story of the Street Fighter). Rather than one Hadoken ball firing, TWO GREAT BALLZ of FIRE manifest in front of those open palms, then fire. The spellcaster may use both the Great Ballz on one target for doubled-damage or direct one ball per target. This spell exhausts the spellcaster for one turn after its use. The spell can only be cast once per long rest. The intended target(s) must make a Dexterity saving throw. A creature takes 3(deez)12 fire damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.
* - (Desire, empty hands, a crotch, and a target)
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