Vogonic poetry

For the spells duration you melt your Mind and get resistance to psychic damage, while getting disadvantage on intelligence checks.

For the spells duration you can also use your bonus action and a verbal component  to speak awful poetry towards a creature that is whithin 30 feet of you and can hear you.

The target creature and anyone whithin 5 feet of you take 1d4 psychic damage and have disadvantage on their next attack.