When a crazy arcane caster has a bit too much time on their hands, they invent a ridicoulus cantrip and give it a long and convoluted name, which is how Zeddicus Zu'l Zorrander came up with with: "Zorrander's Terrific & Tantalizingly Magnificent Cathedra of Amazing Splendor & Style". A simple cantrip that allows the caster to conjure a chair for themselves or anyone else they so choose.

You will an object into being within range, if the space is currently occupied the spell fails. This object must be a chair, it can assume any design or shape, and none of its three dimentions can exceed 5 feet.

The object is weightless and as such it will hover if left unattended in mid-air or if it is conjured off the ground, the object will fall to the ground if any object or creature with weight is placed upon it or attatched to it. The object does not retain any momentum and will stop instantaneously if it is tossed or if any forces affecting it stops.

The object can support one medium/small creature or up to two tiny creatures.

The object dissapears if this spell is cast again and can only be destroyed by being dispelled (as per dispel magic), the disintegrate spell, or at will by the caster, the object can still be deformed by forces exceeding 300 lb, or by a creature making an Athletics (Strenght) ability check vs your spell save DC, the object slowly returns to its original shape after one turn or when the force no longer affects the object (whichever takes longest). The caster can also, at the casting of this spell, provide any trigger that will make the object disappear, for example: "When a half-orc sits on it", "When it is picked up", "When a Fighter within 30 feet of the object faces the sun", the caster can also choose any keyword or phrase to be a trigger.

If the Object is subjected to an antimagic field or any effect that suppresses magic, such as a beholders antimagic cone, the object temporarily disappears while in the area of the effect. When the antimagic effect ends in the objects space, the object reappears if that space is not at that time occupied by a creature or object.

At Higher Levels:

The amount of objects you can conjure at a time increases by one when you reach 5th level (2 objects), 11th level (3 objects), and 17th level (4 objects). These objects can be made separately, combined into one object or a variety of combined and separate. When combined in this way, the dimentions are added together, and the object can then also be a couch.

• Combining two objects can support up to two medium/small creatures or up to four tiny creatures.
• Combining three objects can support up to three medium/small creatures or up to six tiny creatures.
• Combining four objects can support up to four medium/small creatures or up to eight tiny creatures. When four objects are combined into one, you can choose to make all three dimentions 10 feet, this can support one large creature.