The Sink

(this spell is a joke made for a friend and is not meant to be balanced in any way)

You wave the spoon around and aim it at one creature within range sending magical apparitions of Evey common household kitchen appliance, including the sink. The creature must make a dexterity saving throw against your spell save DC. On a failed save the creature takes 1d4, 1d6, 1d8, 2d10, 1d12 and 1d20 bludgeoning damage, or half as much on a successful save.