Touch of Idiocy

You touch your target. They must pass an intelligence saving throw. If they fail, they are transformed into an inanimate object of the caster’s choice. This object must be able to be held comfortably in one’s hand. All of their stats become 0, they become incapable of taking actions or interacting by any means. Any resistance or immunity is nullified, their hit point maximum becomes 5, and their AC becomes 5. If the object is destroyed, the target returns to whatever state they were in before but takes damage equal to the caster's spell casting modifier.

At Later Levels For every spell slot level above 3, the duration increases by 2 minutes