SURPRISE! Sand

You must say a one liner that involves the word sand or its other phrases. This spell when cast makes sand in the targets pants and inventory the sand will disappear after he has remover it from his inventory and if the creature wants to remove the sand he must take at least 2 rounds or more to remove it all (see chart of how much sand per cast). if the creature fails the save all the sand is placed in its inventory, if it succeeds only half the sand is placed in its inventory.