Uncontrollable Anal Fissure

You choose a target that gets an uncontrollable anal fissure. The target must make an constitution save roll. On a failed roll the target takes 3d10 Force damage. Target is also poisoned in the process (new saving throw every round to end the poisoned effect). Failed save half damage and no poison. The target must have rectal system for the spell to work.

At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 3rd level or higher, the damage (both initial and later) increases by 1d10 for each slot level above 2nd.