Tribute of the Divine Simp

By melting 250 gold pieces and encasing the wilted rose in the molten gold while chanting sacred prayers to Simvim, God of Desperation and Lust, you make an enchanted rose. When you give the golden rose to a female, you must say the sacred word to activate this spell; "M'lady." The female will then be enchanted to accept the rose and will take no further actions of violence or aggression towards the caster, even if they were previously taking such action against you or had intent to do so. Unfortunately, the female who accepted the rose will not become enamored towards the caster, as the spell's nature would suggest. Instead, the female will just act awkward and not take any further action to impede the caster.