"This mustn't register on an emotional level. First, distract target, then block his blind jab. Discombobulate. Dazed, he'll attempt a wild haymaker. Discombobulate. Weaken right jaw, then fracture. Discombobulate. Break cracked ribs. Discombobulate. Traumatize solar plexus. Discombobulate. Dislocate jaw entirely. Discombobulate. Heel kick to diaphragm. Discombobulate, In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging, discombobulated. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: Discombobulated"
-The famous Rouge Wizard, Sharloke Halmes, upon first use of his newly crafted spell.
This spell allows the caster, by use of the command word and a clap of the hands, to summon spectral hands in front of a target within 20 ft. These hands instantly clap around the ears of their target, forcing a CON save. Upon failure, the target is considered stunned for 1d4 rounds, and may remake the save at the end of each of their following turns.
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