You are the master of all things shoved between two slices of bread, as indicated by your name. Growing up in the streets of Newest Newer New New Jork taught you many things, but most importantly, it taught you how to make a damn good sandwich.
Before you throw the sandwich at a creature deserving of such a treatment, you must first build and construct your perfect sandwich.
Casting this spell with a 1st level spell slot gives you a fairly boring sandwich, but a sandwich nonetheless. You may only choose a type of bread to use for the spell.
Casting this spell at higher levels will allow you to choose from different types of ingredients as well as how many you may select, as indicated by the table below.
| Spell Level | Layers | Topping choices |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bread | 0 |
| 2 | Bread, Cheese | 2 |
| 3 | Bread, Cheese | 3 |
| 4 | Bread, Cheese, Vegetable | 4 |
| 5 | Bread, Cheese, Vegetable | 5 |
| 6 | Bread, Cheese, Vegetable, Meat | 6 |
| 7 | Bread, Cheese, Vegetable, Meat | 7 |
| 8 | Bread, Cheese, Vegetable, Meat, Condiment | 8 |
| 9 | Bread, Cheese, Vegetable, Meat, Condiment | 9 |
Each topping type has a variety of options you can choose from, and they each have their own individual effects. Who knew sandwiches had such an effect on people?
Every time you cast this spell, you choose one bread type to be the base, and then as many toppings you want from the layers you are able to choose from. You cannot choose more than 1 type of bread. Any effects stated by the topping are only applied after the sandwich successfully hits a creature, as specified by the bread types. You can choose a topping more than once, unless stated otherwise. All the different toppings and their effects are listed below.
| BREAD | EFFECT |
|---|---|
| Rye-t On Baby | Make a ranged spell attack. On a hit, it the sandwich deals 1d8 bludgeoning damage and applies any affects from the sandwich toppings. |
| Plain. White. | Make a ranged spell attack with a +5 attack bonus. On a hit, it deals 1 bludgeoning damage and applies any affects from the sandwich toppings. |
| Sourdough-n't Come Near Me | Each creature within 5 feet of you must make a Dexterity saving throw or take 1d6 bludgeoning damage and applies any affects from the sandwich toppings to each of the creatures. |
| Healthy Multigrain | Choose a creature within range who is not incapacitated. Your sandwich goes over to the creature and they can use their reaction to take a bite out of it and regain 1 HP, as well as any other effects from the toppings. |
| Whole Wheat Wonder | You can cast this spell as a bonus action instead of an action if you choose this bread type, and it targets yourself. |
| Cheese | EFFECT |
|---|---|
| You Can Do Cheddar | The target's next attack roll, ability check, or saving throw has disadvantage. If selected multiple times, the creature has disadvantage on a number of rolls equal to the amount of times you put this topping on the sandwich. |
| Hey That's Pretty Gouda | The target's next attack roll, ability check, or saving throw has advantage. If selected multiple times, the creature has advantage on a number of rolls equal to the amount of times you put this topping on the sandwich. |
| Swiss With Extra Holes | The target gets a +2 to their AC until the start of your next turn. Each time this topping is selected after the first, the target gets an additional +1 to their AC. |
| Provolone-ly | The creature must succeed on a Charisma saving throw or be teleported to a spot within 5 feet of you, as chosen by the DM. You cannot choose this topping more than once. |
| Vegetable | EFFECT |
|---|---|
| Tomato (Technically A Fruit, I Know) | The target gains 1d10 temporary HP per the amount of times you put this topping on. |
| Hat Lettuce | Turns out lettuce was the key to making good impressions on people. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or be charmed by you a number of rounds equal to the amount of times you put this topping on the sandwich. |
| Olives With No Garden | A magical bread-stick appears beside the creature and hits it in the face dealing 1d12 force damage. For each time you pick this topping, an additional bread-stick appears and deals an extra 1d12 force damage. |
| Fr e sh A voca do | The target cannot control itself as it finds this joke too funny. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or spend it's turn doing nothing, except dying of laughter. This lasts a number of rounds equal to the amount of times you put this topping on the sandwich, and the creature can make a Wisdom saving throw at the end of each of its turns to try to break free. |
| Peppers That Make You Go "AAAAAAA" | The creature's movement speed is increased by a number of feet equal to 10 x the number of times you choose this topping for a round. |
| Meat | EFFECT |
|---|---|
| Turkey Fresh From... The Shadow Realm Or Something | The target must succeed on a Constitiution saving throw or become blinded and deafened for a number of rounds equal to 1 + the amount of times you chose this topping. |
| Pocket Bacon |
Every man and woman's best friend, the smell alone is enough to drive one insane with hunger. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or lose control of itself, attacking the closest creature it can see for a number of rounds equal to 1 + the amount of times you chose this topping. |
| Ham. Plain Ol' Ham. | The target may choose to end one condition afflicting it that isn't exhaustion. It can end an additional condition for the number of times you've chosen this topping. |
| I Got Roast Beef With You | The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or have all their focus be directed on your charming self. The target has disadvantage against attack rolls on everyone other than you, and you have advantage on the first attack roll against them. This lasts a number of rounds equal to the amount of times you picked this topping. |
| Condiment | EFFECT |
|---|---|
| Salt 'n Peppa | This topping scatters everywhere. Choose a number of creatures equal to or less than the level of the spell used within 60 feet of the original target. An additional sandwich appears in front of each of them, identical to the original one you cast, and targets those creatures. You can target an additional creature for each time you take this topping. |
| Classic 4 Year Old's Ketchup | Everybody loves it, but nobody really knows what goes into it. Roll on the sorcerer's wild magic table to see what affect happens, and you can choose whether you want the target or yourself to be treated as the caster for the effect. This topping can only be chosen once. |
| Salsa Without Cheesy Bread | The creature is inspired by the deliciousness of such a beautiful creation of yours. The target can choose to regain a number of hit points equal to half of their current hot points and temporary hit points combined, rounded up. The creature can only gain health in this way once per long rest. This topping can only be chosen once. |
| Frankie's Red Hot Sauce | The target must make a Dexterity throw to dodge the hot sauce splashing in their face. On a failed save, the target takes 6d6 fire damage and is blinded for a minute. The damage increases by 4d6 for each time you choose this topping, and so is the amount of minutes the creature is blinded. |
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Posted Aug 2, 2020Wow. Who know a SANDWICH, out of all things, could be so magical.....
Time to make a grilled cheese.