Drunken state

When you touch the target of the spell they go into a Drunken state. That creature can't be bigger than your own size. For the duration of the spell (Two Minutes) the target has disadvantage on all checks and automatically fails any Dexterity, and Intelligence checks. Any attack against them has advantage and any attack they make has disadvantage and if they do hit the attack deals 1d4 less damage. When the spell ends the target will have a fuzz memory of what happened during the spell but cannot remember specifics.