Comprehend Sandwiches

A Bardbarian in a home game used this to defeat the BBEG who had a sandwhich-related greivance with the magic university the party attends. Lifechanging work you've done here.

Aww man, I was excited for this spell until I found out it didn't tlel you if it had pickles in it.

BBEG: "The only way you're going to escape this trap is if you guess which of these sandwiches has pickles!!! Mwahaha!"

Fighter: "We're doomed!"

Bard: "Don't worry guys, I've got just the thing. I learned this back in the old burger joint I used to work at." *casts spell*

Also Bard: "Uh... none of them have pickles..."

Perfect for anyone with the chef feat.

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Aww man, I was excited for this spell until I found out it didn't tlel you if it had pickles in it.

 you misunderstand; the pickles are an example of what the spell can detect, as opposed to poison

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A Bardbarian in a home game used this to defeat the BBEG who had a sandwhich-related greivance with the magic university the party attends. Lifechanging work you've done here.

 I've never looked at the comments here until now so I'm only seeing this 2 years later but this is amazing! This spell was literally just a stupid joke I had to get out of my head so I made it into a cantrip. Had no idea it would ever be used to defeat a Big Bad. Incredible! Day made.

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Aww man, I was excited for this spell until I found out it didn't tlel you if it had pickles in it.

 It does tell you…

Finally, a cantrip for people like me.