Detect Thots

For the duration, you know the alignment of every female within 30 feet of you, as well as where the female is located. Furthermore, if any female within 30 feet of you is either chaotic or evil. They take 1d6 psychic damage.

The spell can penetrate most barriers, but it is blocked by 1 foot of stone, 1 inch of common metal, a thin sheet of lead, or 3 feet of wood or dirt.

Probably created by Dan, but you didn't hear that from me.