Conjure Critty

As a bonus action you can conjure up a battle assistant for 1 minute at your side. Critty is incorporeal, but visible, and doesn't occupy its space. It is invincible, but can be dispelled.

While maintaining concentration, when a creature within 60 ft of you makes an attack or ability check, you can as a reaction let Critty pop up and give the creature advantage or disadvantage by helping or distracting them. After the reaction Critty returns to your side.

"It seems you are trying to attack..."