Level
9th
Casting Time
1 Hour
Range/Area
Unlimited
Components
V, S, M *
Duration
Instantaneous
School
Necromancy
Attack/Save
None
Damage/Effect
You yell “THAT’S A LOTTA DAMAGE!” inside of the boat holding the Flex tape, before they are both consumed and as many creatures as you like have their insides filled with so much Flex Tape and Flex Seal that they can no longer live. They immediatly 10000 d100 or 1,000,000 damage and start spewing Flex Seal Liquid that comes to the caster which they can now use to make a suit of armor giving them an AC of 30, however the suit is tiring and can only be worn for 10 minutes a day or you will get 1 level of exhaustion every 5 minutes.
If cast more than once by the wizard they immediatly die because only gods and Phil Swift can hold that kind of power.
* - (1 roll of Flex Tape and 1boat (sawed in half of course))Previous Versions
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Posted Dec 6, 2018I. LOVE. IT. Why isn't this an official spell
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Posted Dec 30, 2018Why is it necromancy!?
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Posted Dec 30, 2018This is the only thing that can stop a swarm of tarrasques, tiamats,orcuses,and krakens.
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Posted Jan 3, 2019bold of you to assume Phil Swift isn't a god
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Posted Jan 21, 2019Haha das a good meme can I repost on 9gag plox
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Posted Feb 1, 2022I assume it isn’t official because it deals enough damage to kill anything instantly. It’s funny as **** tho
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Posted Dec 4, 2024I love that the wording is "they can no longer live" instead of like you kill them or they die. Excellent word choice
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