You speak a word of power that transforms all excrement of one creature you can see within range into knives, leaving it dumbfounded. If the target is capable of complex thought, they must make a wisdom saving throw while contemplating the meaning of 'poop knives' and their impact on the multiverse. If the target fails, they begin crying and, generally before passing out due to the pain. If the target has 150 hit points or fewer, it is stunned.
For the next 24 hours, whenever the target attempts to defecate, they must make a Constitution saving throw. On a failed throw, the target takes 4d4 psychic damage. If the throw succeeds, the target takes 4d4 slashing damage. If the target attempts to defecate in the middle of a battle, they can 'direct' this damage in a 20ft cone, taking 3d6 slashing damage themselves.
If the target has a proficiency in knives of any kind, they may attempt to take the knives and keep them (it is not compulsory to clean them). The knives act like a standard dagger, which may or may not be covered in feces. When this spell expires, all knives generated disappear. Knives sold to merchants also disappear, but if they were not cleaned the excretement will remain.
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