Electric Chair

This spell electrifys any and all objects being sat upon within range. Living creatures sitting within range take 1d12+1/2 the casters level points of lightning damage at the start of their turn, and must make a Constitution save or be Paralyzed (thisave is made every round the target remains seated). After which the target can make another save at the end of each of their following turns to end the paralysis. The object sat upon takes 1/2 damage (rounded down) each round from the spell until it is destroyed. At which point the spell ends for that "seat".