the sweetest roll

the caster summons forth the strength of oblivion to bring forth from the souls of the innocent and guilty alike to conjure up a perfectly delectable sweet roll from thin air. then launch the pastry at an opponent at 263.4 kph (or 163.7mph) right into the centre, dealing damage depending of where it hits. (can be used if dm is using either  d12 or a d20).

d1-d2/ d1-d4= no hit

d3-d4/ d5-d8= legs(chance of cripple (can't attack for one round) = 1/20) = 5dp

d5-d6/ d9- d12=arms(chance of disarm (disarm opponent) = 1/10 ) = 7dp

d7-d8/ d13-d16 = body(chance to wind (-1 strength for 1 minute)= 1/5 ) = 9dp

d9-d10/ d17-d18= head(chance to stagger(lowers aiming) = 1/4 ) = 13dp

d11-d12/d19-d20= your choice = 5-13dp