Ainsworth's Atypical Cafe

You conjure an extradimensional dwelling in range that lasts for the duration. You choose where its one entrance is located. The entrance shimmers faintly and is 5 feet wide and 7 feet tall. You and any creature you designate when you cast the spell can enter the extradimensional dwelling as long as the portal remains open. You can open or close the portal if you are within 30 feet of it. While closed, the portal is invisible.

Beyond the portal is a beautiful diner, rife with the smells of smoked meats, eggs, and the years of flavor from a seasoned griddle.

You can create any floor plan you like, but the space can’t exceed 5 cubes, each cube being 10 feet on each side. The place is furnished and decorated as you choose. It contains sufficient food to serve an endless breakfast buffet for up to 15 people. A staff of 25 felines attend all who enter. You decide the visual appearance of these servants and their attire. They are completely obedient to your orders, and most are equipped to lovingly relax with the patrons of the cafe. Each servant can perform any task a normal human servant could perform, but they can’t attack or take any action that would directly harm another creature. Thus the servants can fetch things, clean, make biscuits, listen to troubles, purr loudly, serve breakfast, and so on. The servants can go anywhere in the cafe but can’t leave it. Furnishings and other objects created by this spell dissipate into smoke if removed from the mansion. When the spell ends, any creatures inside the extradimensional space are expelled into the open spaces nearest to the entrance.