DISTRACTION!!

You yell "DISTRACTION!!!" really loudly. You also point towards an object of your choosing that is no bigger than 20 by 20 feet. The object turns into a creature of your choosing that is no bigger than 20 by 20 feet. The creature cannot move from the place the spell contacted the object. The creature cannot take actions or interact with any part of the material world. The creature has no mass and is only an illusion. The DM can decide what you can or cannot transform. Any creature that touches the creature, magically disperses the spell. The caster chooses what creature he wants to be distracted within 30 feet of the Illusion. Anyone who is distracted cannot take actions except for moving closer to the Illusion, they cannot take opportunity attacks, and they cannot interact with the surrounding area unless it can move them closer to the illusion. This is an excellent way to get out of a pinch but if your dungeon master doesn't allow it, that's ok.