Level
1st
Casting Time
1 Action
Range/Area
Sight
Components
V
Duration
Until Dispelled
School
Conjuration
Attack/Save
None
Damage/Effect
You summon a magical aardvark. what were you expecting? the aardvark just sits there until dispelled. it really doesn't do anything. i dont know why you would waste a spell slot on this. in the miraculess case that someone uses this spell, the aardvark only has one hit point and venerability to all damage, it is also a tiny creature.
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Posted Nov 24, 202011/10 skill, could not get better. This skill can rival none because it sucks.... I LOVE IT
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Posted Nov 24, 2020Great comedy spell. But please, for the love of whatever religion you believe in, change it to AN Aardvark.
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Posted Dec 7, 2020This spell is the most useful in the entire game. I wonder why Rangers don't get it, though. Arthur would be proud.
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Posted Dec 8, 2020My opinion on this spell is: YES.
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Posted Dec 31, 2020I love it! “Why is there an aardvark in your research lab?” “I don't know, but I’ve named him Brian”
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Posted Jan 22, 2021PC: So this spell summons a Familiar.
NPC: No. Just an Aardvark.
PC: Can it do anything useful that a Familiar can't do?
NPC: Nope.
PC: Is it stronger than an Unseen Servant?
NPC: Not even close.
PC: So it absolutely has no utility and you just made this spell while goofing around?
NPC: Yes sir!
PC: ......I'll take it!
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Posted Mar 25, 2021NPC: that will be 300000000000000 platinum
PC: wow that is cheap!!!
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Posted Apr 5, 2021"Achievement Get: 'What a Deal!' "
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Posted Jul 17, 2021This is the best spell i have ever seen on this website. i will be forcing all of the players in the campaign i am dm'ing to use this spell immediately, so as to make sure they do not miss out. thank you for bringing this blessing upon me and all of my friends. we shall forever be in your debt.
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Posted Dec 20, 2021worth my time to look.
great discription.
it made me laugh
use it
WAST THE SPELL SLOT ON THE AARDVARK
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Posted Feb 28, 2022this. is. amazing. it may be useless but who doesn't like em
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Posted Jun 26, 2022aardvarks are at least like 3 feet long so that's at least a small creature. some can get as big as 7 feet!
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Posted Jul 31, 2022I mean, if someone was offering to give you a new spell, and it was this, you would still take it, because a spells a spell, right?
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Posted Aug 3, 2022You could cast them right before a long rest, and then keep a few in a bag to carry. Assuming a level 2 Necromancer, you could use one of the Magic Missile bolts to instakill the Aardvark, gaining 2 hp with every attack using Magic Missile. Since they do not leave, and exhaustion wouldn't do anything until 4 levels where it would instantly die, you wouldn't have to feed them and you could hypothetically have a pouch full of health beasts. Not as good as an Unseen Servant for this kind of job, but still effective.
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Posted Oct 31, 2022Aaaaaaaaaaaaaardvark iiis coool
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Posted Nov 4, 2022I highly like this.
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Posted Nov 17, 2022I want to make a build around this spell.
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Posted Feb 9, 2023This spell could best utilize upon distracting a target as they're looking at this strange creature while you sneak behind him and strike while they least expect it.
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Posted May 24, 2023Use a bunch of these for a 3.5e style bag of rats
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Posted Mar 21, 2024It says it doesn’t do anything, but dying is something… PEASANTS, BOW DOWN TO THE INVINCIBLE AARDVARK DIETY. PLACE YOUR GOLD IN THIS CHALICE, AND I SHALL HAND IT TO HIM WHEN NOBODY CAN SEE ME THEN LEAVE TOWN FOREVER. Also since no concentration, you can just make a wall of aardvarks with every spell slot you have, and cast an illusion of a wall, but when they touch it it feels like it’s there. Just shave the aardvarks so they don’t feel the fur. HA! I just made your useless spell useful! Both times for tricking people… that was unintended