Douchery

A special spell skill directed out of culture in meme cringe and lack of shame. Both the caster and the target/targets roll a d20 intelligence, and the higher roll determines the effect. Every target that rolls lower falls under the spells ability. Every target that rolls higher changes target to the caster and has advantage on the next attack. The caster strikes a suggestive pose, and makes a very cringey and ******y face, occasionally saying something off-putting or making a weird noise. If the target is looking or looks at the caster during this on a lower throw, they undergo a state of complete distraction and confusion, in which their cringe physically paralyzes them. The target must then roll a d3 to determine the amount of turns the target(s) is paralyzed/confused for, 1 to 3. When using spell slots of 5 to seven for this spell, you swap out the die for a d8. When using an 8th or 9th level spell slot, a d20. The target cannot perform any actions or evasions when under this paralysis, but regardless of how many turns the target rolls for, it regains its movement after being attacked. If the target and caster roll the same, it simply has no effect.