Turn it into a Flumph

You stick your finger out and do your magic stuff idk how it works stop asking. Then that thing you pointed at turns into a Flumph. You know I once had an aunt who turned into a Flumph. Her name was Aunt Greta the Ugly. Of course it took us quite a while she had become a Flumph because one nobody bothered to look at her and two she barely changed resemblance at all. I believe we only found out when someone mentioned that she was now capable of floating. Then we promptly kicked her out of the family for bad hygiene practices. Oh yes, back to the spell. So you point at a living thing, wait, hold on, okay let's restart real quick. So you point your finger at animal, dead or alive, and it turns into a Flumph. Of course dead things just turn into dead Flumphs so its only useful if you like Flumph meat. I don't much care for Flumph meat myself, its to rubbery and salty for my liking, I like my meat more lean and better cooked. For example I hear Owlbear meat tastes quite good, like a steak made out of chicken. I wonder where I might find some Owlbear meat for sale. Perhaps my cousin Jimmothy the Butcher sells it, though I haven't seen him actually chopping animal meat, just the limbs of people... Any who, when you turn a person into a Flumph they become a "living" Flumph, though I personally think they are all dead inside. Have you seen their eyes! Oh that reminds me how Aunt Greta got turned into a Flumph, the village mage was attempting to flee from her terrible stench and turned her into a Flumph to make a better pace out of town, he was then robbed and murdered by bandits 15 minutes later. Gods look at that.  I finished a whole paragraph on this crappy spell, I better get an A from the headmaster for this one.