"Locked doors can be so tedious, and knocking... well some of us are the more discrete type."- Chant
You touch a surface like a wall, ceiling, or floor that is no thicker than 5 feet and create a stationary portal linking you to the other side allowing for passage as if the surface does not exist. The spell fails to take effect if the following occurs: the chosen surface is thicker than 5 feet or does not lead to an empty area capable of holding a person, the area is affected by a spell or effect that prevents teleportation, or if the surface currently occupies a person. When the spell ends and a creature currently inhabits the portal, it is shunted to the side of the surface touched to create the portal taking no harm. The spell further does not compromise structural integrity.
* - (a corkscrew)