Da ultimate spell that summons 777777777777777 winged flesh-eating giraffes

In order to cast this spell, you must correctly pronounce the ancient word "kploogurktyerdghmnmnwazkk" which requires a dc 30 wisdom check. On a fail, you summon a winged, giraffe headed commoner within range, that goes around asking people for spare copper pieces. On a success, choose one creature within range, they are ravaged by 77777777777777777 winged flesh eating giraffes, taking 77777777777777777d4 magic piercing damage, before being carried 200 feet into the sky by the giraffes, and then dropped, taking 20d6 bludgeoning damage when they hit the ground. After they hit the ground, all creatures within 10 feet of them take 5d20 bludgeoning damage from the crater they make, and then the flesh eating giraffes fly down from the sky, and consume the dead creature, giving you 77777777777777777 temporary hit points. After you gain these hit points, you catch the attention of the winged flesh-eating giraffes, and they fly towards you and grant you 77777777777777777 epic boons of your choice, they also increase all your ability scores to twenty-five, making it easier to cast this spell in the future.