Throw the CHEEEEEEEESE

You throw the Cheese. I don't understand why you chose this spell, it's just throwing a bit of Cheese, but at least it's super-effective against UFOs.

You throw a bit of cheese. You can cast this spell using any spell slot, and throw an amount of cheese equal to the level of the slot +1. You must supply an amount of cheese equal to the amount thrown. Each bit of cheese is a ranged weapon attack, dealing 1 bludgeoning damage each.