Cornholio's Portfauxlio

Roll a d100, if the ones-place die is even, immediately gain wealth equal to the percentage shown on your dice. If odd, lose that much wealth- or subtract that much debt. In the case of a 1, flip your wealth into debt that you owe to an entity dictated by the DM. In the case of a 100, if you have debt convert it into wealth. Common entities include: banks, kingdoms, bars, dragons, and devils.

"Archmage Baevus Cornholio infamously used this spell to ruin economies and then his own life when he drunkenly attempted to settle a bar tab. When he sobered up he found that he found that he owed a dragon's horde to multiple kingdoms. Attempting to correct the issue by casting the spell again resulted in abject failure when Asmodeus stripped the one powerful wizard of his Economagic. Don't drink and spellcraft. Invest in an ETF instead of learning this spell."