A swirling vortex forms in the sky at a point within range. A 50 ft. wide cylinder of sauce (the type of sauce is up to you) blasts from vortex in the sky (really great mental picture, huh?). Each creature in the area must make a Dexterity saving throw, taking 50d6 bludgeoning damage on a failed save, half on a successful one. The area of effect also becomes difficult terrain until someone gets A LOT of bulldozers to clean up the SAUCE.