You ready your fist as you plunge it into the crotch of your opponent. Make a physical attack against the target. On a hit, the target takes 1d10 force damage. If the user rolls a critical hit on their hit die, the user's punch will then generate enough force to explode the targets penis. The target and each creature within 5 feet of it must succeed on a Dexterity saving throw in order to avoid becoming petrified for 1d4 turns.
At Higher Levels. When you use this reactionary cantrip beyond being level 5, the user is able to roll 1d4 to determine an elemental factor that will affect the punch, with the opponent taking an extra 1d6 of damage regardless of their armour class.
(If a 1 is rolled a Fire damage bonus will become equipped for that attack, with a 2 Ice damage is inflicted, a 3 would be Necrotic damage, and a 4 would be Radiant damage.)
* - Upon being attacked by a male opponent, steal a hit in your opponents crotch. ** - (a drop of water or a piece of ice)
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