Black Hole*

Using a black charred mushroom (created with druidcraft), thrown within 60 feet, a black hole in a 5 ft cube gets pulled in and 'blimped' out 20 feet in a random direction on a roll of 1d6. 

1-south, 2-north, 3-west, 4-east,  5- directly in the air taking 1d4 fall damage, 6-directly in the air taking 1d4 fall damage + knocked prone 

At level 5, you can add an additional green mushroom to add 1d6 poison damage

At level 9, you can add an additional black mushroom for constitution saving throw of 14 or be incapacitated until next turn (high as ****)

At level 13, double any damage taken.

At level 17, you ascend to the gods and they blimp out of existence.