Armor of Agathagathagathagathagatha

A funky fresh force surrounds you, manifesting as a spectral funk that covers you and your gear. You gain 5 temporary funk points for the duration. If a motherfunker hits you with a funky attack while you have these funk points, the creature takes 5 funky damage.

At Higher Levels. When you cast this funky spell using a spell slot of 2nd level or higher, both the temporary funk points and the funky damage increase by 5 for each slot.