Waldos bamboozling bag

You open a bag and release crazy things to confuse your enemy's and friends. As an action you can pull something out of the bag roll a d100 and consult the table for results:

1-13: you release a magical creature from the bag, the creature has the statistics of a beast, fey, or monstrosity with a challenge rating of 1/2 or lower except the creature is a fey and all of its attacks deal force or psychic damage(your choice), its your ally and disappears after 1  minute.

14-26: a cloud of smoke emerges from the bag  in a 35 foot sphere the area is heavily obscured and disperses from a strong wind. every creature who dies within the sphere becomes a smoke mephit and flies away, the smoke mephits attack anyone who trys to stop them.

27- 39: the flaming sphere spell is cast from the bag except the sphere deals force damage instead of fire damage.

40-52: the bag screams, each creature in a 20 foot sphere centered on the bag must make a constitution save or take 2d8 thunder damage and is deafened for 1minute on a failed save.

53-65: roll on the wild magic table in the sorcerer class targeting the creature right in front of the bag.

66-78: roll on the sibriexs warp creature table targeting 1 creature you can see.

79-91: nothing happens

92-00: the area becomes a unraveling magic zone.