The result of a consistent stream of unwarranted energy aimed at a weirdly specific question that no one is entitled to an answer to but with many strangely expecting one, this being has found an odd sort of life in a lesser known plane of existence called the Clock App.  With each passing moment, there is another chorus of the same interrogative, each time met with the same result, an inevitably sardonic visual response that gives an illusion of caring to reply in some satisfactory way to the seeker but not really answering a *** thing.

Giving energy so thoroughly to an idea, concept, or desire often results in the empowerment of an entity—the abstract mystically formed into something concrete—and that is the case here. Of course, with the explosive growth of such a fabulous being, there are those who recognize the true power inherent in such a movement and have tapped into this power, boosting the true message at the heart of this ineffable colossus.

When What's in Taversia's Pants your patron, you have chosen to accept that it doesn't really *** matter and it's no one's *** business. The power that comes with such a truth can then be leveraged against the mean-spirited, prejudicial, and dark-hearted.

 

Expanded Spell List

What's in Taversia's Pants lets you choose from an expanded list of spells when you learn a warlock spell. The following spells are added to the warlock spell list for you.

What's in Taversia's Pants Expanded Spells

Spell Level	Spells
1st	chaos bolt, snare
2nd	continual flame, zone of truth
3rd	crusader's mantle, motivational speech
4th	confusion, freedom of movement
5th	circle of power, wrath of nature

Baseless Argument

Starting at 1st level, your patron grants you advantage on all Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma checks and saving throws against anyone preoccupied with What's in Taversia's Pants because their pointless obsession isn't grounded in reality.

Highlighting Your Bad Take

Starting at 6th level, you are able to point out that any so-called reason for a target creature's need to know What's in Taversia's Pants is simply an excuse for transphobia. This has the effect of reducing the starting attitude of NPCs (that are friendly or indifferent to the warlock) towards that creature by one level (per DMG).

Why Are You REALLY Asking?

Beginning at 10th level, your patron teaches you how to turn the incessant interrogations of your enemies against them. By pointing out that the driving nature of their own insecurities about who they truly are, you cause them to be distracted as they ponder their own identities and where they fit in society.

Transalliance

Starting at 14th level, you can guide a creature into the realization that they are not entitled to knowing What's in Taversia's Pants. With this realization comes blessed silence and a dawning of respect for all transgender people, regardless of how they present relative to how they identify.