The Live Studio Audience

Your patron is some assemblage of otherworldly beings.  They have been watching you for a long time, and good news, they think you're HILARIOUS.   Their motivation is to make your antics as funny as possible, regardless of the circumstances.   No-one knows where they come from or why they're watching you, but you can use some of their energy to bend reality to your will. 

Expanded Spell List

1st-level Live Studio Audience feature

The Live Studio Audience lets you choose from an expanded list of spells when you learn a warlock spell. The following spells are added to the warlock spell list for you.

Live Studio Audience Expanded Spells

SPELL LEVEL	SPELLS
1st	hideous laughter, disguise self
2nd	knock, silence
3rd	create food and water, haste
4th	compulsion, freedom of movement
5th	dominate person, legend lore

Norm!

1st-level Pact of the Live Studio Audience feature

Continuity rarely matters to the observers.  You can, through manifestation of your will, magically summon a version of a friendly creature of Intelligence 4 or greater who is well known to the caster, has a CR or character level equal to or less than the caster,  and not currently present.  They walk in from some unseen direction, regardless of if that entrance extends to outside, and react friendly to the caster and all allies.  If summoned in a place with no feasible entrances, they teleport in. This creation is not the actual person, but all investigative measures will show that it is 100% identical to the person summoned.  They possess all of the knowledge of that creature up to the last time the caster spoke with them.  In addition, they completely understand any plot or deception that the party is currently engaged in and will play along. 

The creature will come up with excuses if asked to take offensive measures. They can use any non-offensive abilities they posses.  If any attack is made at the creature, it dodges, apologizes, and then exits as it entered. 

The summoned creature lasts for 1 hr, unless this ability is used again, or the summoned creature's real counterpart appears.  In this case, both the summoned and real versions mug to the "camera", shrug,   and the copy vanishes. Otherwise the copy exits as if attacked

This feature can be used a number of times equal to the caster's proficiency bonus.  All uses are regained after completing a long rest. 

Pay the Bills

6th-level Live Studio Audience feature

Your otherworldly patrons love it when you sell them things. As a bonus action, you may do a short product placement for any item, magical or nonmagical of uncommon or common rarity.   That item appears in your possession, and must be flourished as part of the placement.  The item stays in your possession until it has been used one time or a minute has passed, at which time it disappears.  You cannot use this class feature again until finishing a short rest. 

I'm Okay!

10th-level Live Studio Audience feature

You gain resistance to non magical damage.  In addition, the first time you drop to 0 hp, at the start of your next action, you yell "I'm Okay!", heal 1d10 hp, and immediately stand up.  This feature can not be triggered again until you have completed a long rest. 

Time Out!

14th-level Live Studio Audience feature

You can, as a reaction to anything negative, cast time stop as described in the spell.  During the duration of the spell, you feel compelled to narrate your thoughts and feelings about the action. 

Once you use this feature, you can’t use it again until you finish a short or long rest.