College of Jackass

Hey, I'm Donny Loxville and this is Jackass

 

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Welcome to Jackass

When you join the College of Jackass at 3rd level, you can perform the stupidest stunts and be in one piece. When you are reduced to 0 hit points, you can expend one use of your Bardic Inspiration to have 1 hit point instead. You can then choose up to two creatures who can see or hear you. Both these creatures gain a Bardic Inspiration die.

Wild Slapstick Surge

Also at 3rd level, your commitment to chaos can unleash surges of untamed magic. If you fail a saving throw to maintain concentration on a spell of 1st level or higher, you must roll an effect on the Wild Magic Surge table. If you roll an even number, you don't lose concentration. If you roll a 99-00, you regain all Bardic Inspiration uses.

Au Naturel Armor

At 6th level, you have crashed, fallen, and taken plenty of groin hits. You gain resistance to bludgeoning damage.

Laughter Is The Medicine

Starting at 14th level, when you expend a Bardic Inspiration use for your Welcome to Jackass feature, you and the two creatures who you choose regain a number of hit points equal to two rolls of your Bardic Inspiration die.