"we watched markiplier horror games for fun, grew up eating tide pods and cinnamon, listened to Cardi B and Doja Cat as KIDS, and you wanna mess with us?"

Musical proficiency

due to your... unique talents you now gain proficiency with the kazoo.

Hit them where it REALLY hurts!

you conger a "yo mama" joke from the deepest depths. the other players at the table are to rate how good it was on a scale of 1-10, the target must make a wis saving throw (DC= the rating you got+10). On failure, the target has disadvantage on all attack rolls against targets other than you until the end of your next turn.

 

The user can also use a bonus action to dab while performing the "yo mama" joke to gain advantage.

Aww man, not again.

You can spend your action and 1 bardic inspiration die to honor whichever minecraft youtuber got outed as a groomer this week. Honoring then grants the user advantage on their next roll and the ability to add 1 bardic inspiration die to the roll.

 

Can be used once per long rest or whenever a new youtuber gets outed.