Oath of Anti Horny Police

You are given the power to banish and fight against the horny people especially bards by the Power of Cheems. Cheeks is the gif of bonking horny people.

Magical Bonk

You learn to control the power of Bonking horny people and learn Magical Bonk. It has a +6 to hit and deals (4d10 radiant damage) and does a extra (2d8 radiant damage on bards). You have 4 charges and regain these charges by short rest.

Oath Spells

You gain oath spells at the paladin levels listed.

Oath of Devotion Spells

Nut Cracker

You use your holy power to punch, kick, or headbutt someone in balls. It has a +7 to hit and deals (4d8 radiant damage) any enemy in a 30ft radius must make a Int saving throw of 16 or get dealt (3d8 psychic damage) if they pass they don’t take damage. You can do this 5 times per short rest.

Anti horny heal

You touch a willing creature and heal it with your power. You heal 4d8 and remove charm off the person if they were charmed.

Aura of No Horny

When you activate this you and your team can’t be charmed for the rest of the battle and gain a additional (2d12 force damage) when fighting humanoid creatures. This can be recharged after a long rest. Any ally in a 25ft radius gets this buff.

Begone Thot

You use your holy abilities to make a giant force blast in a 40ft radius and everyone in the radius must make Cha saving throw of 18 and gets dealt (5d12 force damage) and sent 15ft away and if they pass they only take half damage and don’t move away. You can use this 3 times per short rest.

True power of Cheems

Once per short rest you summon a Giant Fist with a bat of Cheems and make it attack your opponent. It has a +11 to hit and deals (6d10 radiant damage) and deals a extra (3d8 force damage) if the enemy is charmed. It has a range of 40ft.