Flying Spaghetti Monster

I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me (Afterwards is OK; just use protection). The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization.

— Suggestions 1:1

Expanded Spell List

The Flying Spaghetti Monster lets you choose from an expanded list of spells when you learn a warlock spell. The following spells are added to the warlock spell list for you.

Fiend Expanded Spells

Spell Level	Spells
1st	Entangling Noodles, Grease
2nd	Heat up Pasta, Noodle Trick
3rd	Create Meatballs and Spaghetti, Melfs Minute Meatballs
4th	Black Spaghetti, Noodle Guardian
5th	Saucestrom, Commune with me

Blessing of the O so Mighty

Starting at 1st level, you expand your knowledge with the evangelium.

• Focus of Life: Gain proficiency with cook's utensils.
• You can use food or a colander as spellcasting focus.
• Initiate: Gain +1 armor class, when wearing a colander.
• On Fridays, The Flying Spaghetti Monster would really like it, if you take a long rest.
• As an action, you can use your granted magic, to summon candies for children.

Sacred Meal

Starting at 6th level, you can perform the ceremony of the sacred meal.

• Sacred Meal: 3 times per long rest, you can summon a bowl of pasta.
• The bowl is big enough for 2 people.
• It requires a 10 minute ritual.
• Consuming the pasta restores 2d12+3 hit points.
• For believers, it grants advantage on constitution saving throws for 3 hours.

Pirate Heritage

Starting at 10th level, the Flying Spaghetti Monster teaches you how to unlock your inner pirate potential.

• True Pirate: Gain a swimming speed of 40ft.
• You can speak, read and write Pirate.
• You can surf with your shoes.
• You deal twice the damage against ships.
• When a creature is impaired(intimidated, grappled, restrained etc.), you can rob it with a bonus action.
• Pirates don't die that fast, they are annoying to get rid of. Gain proficiency with dexterity saving throws.
• Pirates fight global warming. If a group of 3 or more pirates is present, they are resistant to extreme heat.(Dungeon Masters Guide p.109-111)

 

High Pastafarian

Starting at 14th level, you incorporate all the values of a perfect pastafarian.

• High Pastafarian: You can fly using only your faith.
• Flying speed is equal to your walking speed.
• You always take a holiday on holidays.
• Once per long rest, you can control the weather using your nipples.
• Summon Meateor(s): Rain down the glory of your God.
• It requires 1 action, and it has a maximum of 3 charges.
• Regain 1 charge per short rest, 3 per long rest.
• Per charge consumed, you can summon one large Meateor with googly eyes, on a target location within 100ft.
• Creatures within the area, need to make a constitution saving throw.
• On success, they take 3d10 bludgeoning damage or radiant damage (your choice).
• On fail, they take twice as much damage.
• Using 3 charges, one can choose to summon a huge Meateor instead.
• The huge Meateor splashes sauce around on hit, forcing a strength saving throw within 5ft. of it.
• On fail, one is knocked back by 10ft. and takes 3d10 bludgeoning damage.
• On success, one is only pushed back 10ft.