College of Throwing It Back

This subclass was originally created by Feltia, a succubus monster hunter. For the longest time, she had been developing these skills while handling the missions given to her by the Monster Core. Long after a much deserved retirement, she chose to bestow her teachings to dancers around the world so that they may protect themselves if need be. The college of throwing it back is one of her many classes that she has taught to the masses. This subclass not only acts as a defense mechanism for entertainers, but also trains the brain on keen focus. Rather than needing a normal arcane focus, this subclass allows you to use your gluteus maximus as your arcane focus! Want to give your dwarf barbarian inspiration to charge onwards? Inspire them with a spectacle! Need to heal a deep wound in your elven ranger friend? Twerk on their wound! 

(This subclass is rather buffed compared to normal dnd subclasses. This is due to the worlds that I run on The Cosmic Tavern Podcast being heavily homebrewed. Normal subclasses often dont survive in our worlds. Run this subclass by your dm before using to make sure the buffs and such are okay with them :D Hope you enjoy! oh and you can find the podcast on youtube if you wanna check what I mean-)

Dancer Proficiencies

When you join the College of Throwing It Back, you gain proficiency in Persuasion and Performance! On top of that, you obtain Seduce Person!

Hip Bump

At 3rd level, you learn how to use your dancing skills in combat! While your magic is awfully handy, sometimes it is simply easier to get physical! And what's a better to get physical than a good old fashioned hip bump! You might be breaking it down sexual style for everyone to see, but any smoother dancer can throw an ass bump into the mix with ease! This "attack" does a d12 of bludgeoning damage upon impact.

Damage die upgrade at levels 6, 9, 12, 15, and 18.

Bounce Back

At 6th level, you learn to use your body even more as a weapon! Upon being hit, you may use your reaction to attack to use Hip Bump on the attacker! On top of this, as a bard you need access to magic! For that reason, you may add an additional spell to your arsenal!

(The attacker needs to be within 5 ft otherwise you will not be able to reactionarily hip bump them!)

Strut

At level 6, you gain a passive performance while walking. Rather than walking normally, you have naturally picked up the habit of strutting everywhere you go. Due to this, you may attract unwanted or VERY MUCH WANTED attention due to your passive strut. If you wish to fight against your instincts to temporarily stop your strut for the day, you may roll a d20. 1-10 you continue to strut, 11-20 you manage to break the habit temporarily for the day. The habit will continue the next day however. Your passive performance while walking is 10 + your performance modifier!

Dancer's Skills

Starting at 14th level, when you make an ability check, you can expend one use of Bardic Inspiration. Roll a Bardic Inspiration die and add the number rolled to your ability check. You can choose to do so after you roll the die for the ability check, but before the DM tells you whether you succeed or fail.

Also at 14th level, you gain expertise in Performance and Persuasion as you have mastered your art of dance at this rate!