Since the beginning of time there has be one food that surpasses all the rest. Its deliciousness inspires art, music, and rhyme to this day, and Bards all across the realms meet to rejoice in its marvel. They sing songs about the truths of the universe, recite poems about it, but most of all, cook and eat garlic bread together. And through the creation of art praising garlic bread, they gain powers from it, very, very niche powers, but powers none the less.

Bonus Proficiencies

When you join the College of Garlic Bread at 3rd level, you gain proficiency with Cooks Utensils.

Feed the Hungry and Gorge the Wicked

Also at 3rd level, you learn how to imbue your Garlic Bread with inspiration. Once per long rest you can bake a batch of Garlic Bread with an amount of loaves equal to your Bardic Inspiration die. As an action a friendly creature can eat a loaf and recover an amount of hit points equal to your Bardic Inspiration die. Also, if a hostile creature eats a loaf, they take poison damage equal to your Bardic Inspiration die.

The Garlic Realms Secrets

At 6th level you hear whispers of secrets coming from the Garlic Realm.You learn Grease if you do not already know it. You also learn another spell from any class that must be a cantrip or of a level you can cast. The chosen spell counts as a bard spell for you but doesn’t count against the amount of bard spells you know. 

Song of The Garlic Realm

Starting at 14th level, once per long rest you can play the Song of The Garlic Realm. Choose one creature within 60ft that can hear the song. If they have less then 100 hit points they drop to 0 as their mind is warped by the abberant and unchanneled noise of the Garlic Realm