Barbarian
Base Class: Barbarian

Amidst the flickering glow of a tavern's hearth, a lone figure rises from their seat, a towering silhouette silhouetted against the dimly lit backdrop. Their eyes gleam with an intensity born of fervor, and their voice, deep and resonant, commands the attention of all who dare to listen. This. This is the Right Wing Comedian - a harbinger of discord, a purveyor of disdain, and a relentless force of verbal destruction. Clad in the tattered remnants of societal decorum, they eschew the traditional trappings of the barbarian, choosing instead to wield their rage like a weapon, honed not for battlefields, but for the battlegrounds of discourse, and what they call comedy.

With every word they speak, a tempest of indignation swirls around them, whipping through the air with the force of a hurricane. Their rants, fueled by a seething contempt for the ideologies of the left, crash against the ears of their audience like thunderclaps, leaving behind a wake of shattered egos and fractured beliefs.

In the heat of battle, the Rantmaster's fury knows no bounds. With every insult hurled and every barb unleashed, they channel their rage into a torrent of psychic energy, assaulting the minds of their enemies with a barrage of verbal assault. Those who dare to stand against them find themselves overwhelmed by the sheer force of their contempt, their wills shattered like glass beneath the weight of their scorn.

Ranting Rage

At 3rd level, you tap into your anger to fuel your rants. When you enter a rage, you can use your bonus action to unleash a verbal assault against a creature you can see within 30 feet of you. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw against your insult DC (8+Proficiency+CHA) or suffer psychic damage equal to your level in Barbarian and gain disadvantage on their next attack roll.

You can do this a number of times equal to your proficiency modifier, resetting at short rests.

(Author note: i dunno how to make the damage scale with level so you gotta keep track of that yourself.)

Mocking Tounge

Starting at 6th level, you better your skill in twisting the truth to further your own agenda, or using your "wit" to insult and intimidate others into following your world view. You gain proficiency in Persuasion, Deception and Intimidation. You have advantage on ability skill checks against anyone that is on the same political side as you, since they are more likely to agree with whatever you say.

In addition, you can change your voice to be louder, as if under the effect of a thaumaturgy spell, at any point in time.

Freedom Lover

 At 10th level, you weaponize your hatred for the "Leftist Woke Crowd", and as such you will not be supressed against your will. When you are targeted by a spell, with a Intelligence, Wisdom or Charisma saving throw, you can expend one of your rage charges to automatically suceed the roll, you can do this before or after rolling, but before you're made aware of the results. Once you have done this, you cannot do so again until after a short, or long rest.

When this feature is used, you can use your reaction to hurl an insult at the caster, using the Ranting Rage feature.

This Is Quickly Turning Into A Ted Talk

Upon reaching 14th level, your Ranting Rage becomes even more potent. When you activate your Ranting Rage, you can choose to up to three creatures of your choice within range, rather than just one. Additionally, the range of your Ranting Rage increases to 60 feet.

 

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